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Here’s is a fun geeky t-shirt which will appeal to Apple and PC fans, the Mac vs PC T-Shirt, designed by Reece Ward. This fun geeky t-shirt features a retro style boxing poster on the front featuring Mac vs PC, a great addition to any geeks wardrobe.

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by Deborah Tannen A married couple was in a car when the wife turned to her husband and asked, “Would you like to stop for a coffee?” “No, thanks,” he answered truthfully. So they didn’t stop. The result? The wife, who had indeed wanted to stop, became annoyed because she felt her preference had not [...]

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A Guy Goes Into A Bar… E-mail me your favorite if it’s not here! A giraffe walks into a bar. “High balls are on me!” (thanks to Robert O’Keefe) A man walks into a bar. OUCH! You would have thought he would have seen it! A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says [...]

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Actual letters received by the welfare department. I am forwarding a marriage certificate and six children. I have seven but one died, which was baptized on a half piece of paper. I am writing the Welfare Department to say that my baby was born two years ago. When do I get my money? Mrs. Jones [...]

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McDONALDS APPLICATION This is an actual job application a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald’s fast-food establishment in Florida – and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! NAME: Greg Bulmash SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever’s available. If [...]

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1. A pirate does not ask for directions. He relies only on his gut feeling, a compass, or a treasure map. 2. Parrots are the preferred pirate companion. Monkeys are an acceptable substitute, unless they fling their feces at people. Then they are an awesome substitute. 3. When fishing, a pirate uses either a sword, [...]

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DUMB LAWS Alabama • Anniston: You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street. • Bear wrestling matches are prohibited. • Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. • Children of incestuous couples are deemed legitimate. • Dominoes may not be played on Sunday. • Hunting is not allowed on Sunday. • Incestuous marriages [...]

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The Second Law of Philosophy They’re both wrong. * * * * * * * Question: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a philosopher? Answer: An offer you can’t understand. * * * * * * * Question: What is a recent philosophy Ph.D.’s usual question in his or her first [...]

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Sudan’s famous goat ‘wife’ dies Charles Tombe Charles Tombe is refusing to comment on the affair The best-known goat in Sudan has died months after being “married” to a man in the South Sudan capital, Juba, the BBC has learned. Local elders ordered a man found having sex with the goat, later called Rose, to [...]

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Women should learn these Women should learn these! Women, learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not considered by us to be opportunities [...]

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